Pictured above: Hugh Jackman at the Oscars
To the left: Poster from War Music at A.C.T.
Buzzin – Lee Hartgrave
March 2, 2009
Three Dots…A-Go-Go… Things you won’t see in the Chronicle! Oscars: What country censored Sean Penn’s Gay remarks?
FOLLOW THE DOTS…
THE SPAM ABOUT ‘SPAMALOT…RICHARD CONNEMA’S (Talkin’ Broadway) chat line reveals some news about the Chronicle...THE NEW CONSERVATORY THEATER’S FIVE-STAR GALA…A.C.T. WILL ‘ILLUMINATE THE NIGHT WITH 2009 GALA …WEST COAST PREMIERE -- ‘THE STORY’ OPENS AT SF PLAYHOUSE…A.C.T WILL PREMIERE ‘VOLLEYGIRLS’ AT THE ZEUM THEATRE…MAGIC THEATRE UNVEILS NEW COMEDY…A.C.T’ TAKES FLIGHT WITH ‘WAR MUSIC’…Plus Buzzin looks under the hairdo’s at The OSCARS! SPIDER MAN CLIMBS THE WALL ON STAGE IN NEW MUSICAL…
Buzzin’s KSFC RADIO’S AIRWAVES PAGE SIX…Will talk you through the ‘Spam’- Give you some ‘Buzz’ about two Gala’s…treat you to some gossip…go Russian for an evening with Katya Smirnoff-Skyy…and Connie Champagne may sip some…PLUS spin some webs with Spider Man.
THE THREE DOTS BEGIN: Jim writes: -- “Have you noticed the politico’s (even Ms. Clinton) using the term “shovel ready” to indicate the preparedness for effective use of stimulus money. Those of us who have been working in Aegean stables, not unlike the senate, have always been shovel ready. It’s just that it’s so deep today, we have no idea where to shovel it to.” Mr. Three Dots sez: If you really want to be stimulated go to the “Vibrator Play” at the Berkeley Rep. You will get stimulated good.
Mr. Three Dots…loves premieres. And we’ve got a hundred on ‘em. This one originated at the famed Public Theatre (NYC) starring Phylicia Rashad, and directed by Loretta Greco. “The Story” by Tracey Scott Wilson and directed by Margo Hall is opening at the SF Playhouse with joint producing by the Lorraine Hansberry Theatre. The Buzz? Based on a true story that includes murder, investigation and a newspaper reporter. The paper is not pleased (are they ever). Will the truth come out? Don’t ask Mr. Three Dots – he knows nothing.
WHAT’S A GIRL TO DO? JUST THROW THEM UP IN THE AIR? We are talking Volleyballs here. “Vollygirls”, the Rob Ackerman’s new comedy takes us on a trip to a girls Volley Ball team at a down-an-out High School. And of course, pushy parents play out their own personal dramas. Wow – that’s a surprise … sez Mr. Three Dots. The featured actors are from the graduating class of the A.C.T. M.F.A. Program. At the Zeum Theatre. There will be no reviews of this play – but you can tell Mr. Three Dots what you think about it. He loves to hear from fellow dots.
And here’s one of those Dots…Velma writes with this comment – “I admire Edward Albee’s plays no matter what the reviewer (Buzzin) says. I’m sorry Velma, but that’s what reviewers (critics) are for…to disagree.
FA-LASH from Mr. Three Dots…Ace Publicist Phil Lanides has left his PR job in Palo Alto to start his own PR Company in the sports and music realms. Lots of luck Phil…Three dots will miss you. Hey, did you know I can sing in three-dot style?
TALKIN’ BROADWAY’S Richard Connema on the SF Chat line heard from (Dramedy) one of his fans with this question: “When will they fire Theater Critic Robert Hurwitt?) Connema’s reply…”I don’t think it is always up to Hurwitt as to what shows he goes to see.” He goes on to say that lots of theatre in the Bay Area is not reviewed at all. “Even when Steve Winn was reviewing shows along with Hurwitt, not everything was covered.” Now the Chronicle has pared down even more…so expect even less reviewing, especially of local plays. Also expect more free-lance writers to appear on the Chronicle pages, if the Paper lasts. It’s cheaper, and they don’t have to pay benefits to the free-lancers. You know – just like the Examiner! Dot…Dot…Dot!
SPAM ME A LOT! …Headed for the Golden Gate Theater in May, Monty Pythons ‘Spamalot’ the musical that says on their logo – is “ripped of from the motion picture”. The Tony award winning musical has more Spam fun than a can of Spam. The show at the Golden Gate will star Television’s John O’Hurley. Get your ‘Spam’ tix starting this Friday (27th). The Original cast recording of Monty Python’s SPAMLOT won the 2006 Grammy Award for Best Musical Show Album. Don’t try to eat it – the recording that is…the taste is all on the stage. There will be dots galore with Divas and Knights and flatulent Frenchmen and one legless Knight. Oh My…Mr. Three Dots is Dot Breathless! So, I will just sip on my SPAM-A-LATTE! Thanks Starbucks. Yes, I’m insane!
Last year A.C.T. had a sold-out success with their fund raising Gala. This year’s Black-tie event will be held at the elegant Four Seasons Hotel with Headliner Judy Kaye. Kaye, who is now in “Souvenir” at the Geary Theater, will give the show a magical touch. The special Gala is to support A.C.T.s extraordinary conservatory. The ‘Illuminate the Night’ gala co-chairs will be Crane and Geiger Gordon. The event takes place on Sunday, April 19, 2009 and includes performances by A.C.T’s Master of Fine Arts Program and Young Conservatory students. Tony nominated John Carrafa will direct. Info – www.act-sf.org/gala.
Dotting along…The New Conservatory Theatre Center will hold a Five Star Evening of song, fun and laughter. The Benefit will star Connie Champagne, Meg Mackay, Tom Orr, Billy Philadelphia, and Katya Smirnoff-Skyy with a special appearance by the wonderful Stephanie Temple. F. Allen Sawyer will direct. Where will this be asks Mr. Three Dot? At the Decker Theatre at 25 Van Ness is the answer to that three-dot question. But then, you can check it out for yourself in living color at Newconservatorytheatre.
THIS ITEM MAY TAKE MORE THAN THREE DOTS TO FIGURE OUT. A Celeb complains to Buzzin about the idea to take car traffic off of Market Street. Well, here is the Three Dot answer to burn your tires on. The Celeb says that taking autos off of Market Street will not speed up Streetcars and buses, because people will be walking in the street. Duh – Sounds like the Celeb is right. The Politicians have more Dots in their head than I knew about. What is that song the Scarecrow sang? – Oh, here it is – “If I only had a Brain?” But then, you knew that politicians are just wanna be actors – didn’t you? Market Street is not Utopia – it’s just the ugliest street in town – taking the cars away will not turn it into Paradise Island sez Mr. Three Dotter who agrees with the Celeb that you should take your traffic act to Fresno. And that’s in Three Dot time!
The Magic Theatre in spite of tough economic times is still bringing exciting Theatre to the Bay Area. Next on the stage is “American Hwangap, a new comedy by Lloyd Suh. It opens on April 4. Here a snippet: A Korean immigrant returns to the U.S. to reunite with the family he abandoned 15 years ago. It’s a homecoming – but one that is both funny and complex. More info: Google Magic Theatre…and then in May the Magic will open with a new play “Mauritius”. Who knew that stamp collecting could be so dangerous? You’ll find out. Pulitzer Prize nominee and Emmy Award winner Teresa Rebeck turns out a wickedly smart thriller that will keep your eyes on the ‘stamps’. And that’s a Dot… capsule look.
WAR MUSIC…A GROUDBREAKING FUSION OF LANGUAGE, MUSIC AND MOVEMENT AT A.C.T.
Christopher Logue has come up with a fabulous translation of the ‘Iliad’. This World Premiere event will be at A.C.T’s Theatre. The adaptation by Lillian Groag is wildly theatrical and totally modern. Groag reignites the wrath of Greek warrior Achilles against his archrival, with movement by award-winning opera, theater, and ballet choreographer Daniel Pelzig. There is also the thrill of original music composed by John Glover alongside an eclectic selection of rock and pop music. Opens March 26. Info: www.act-sf.org.
OSCARS DOTS…AN OVERVIEW
Sarah Jessica Parker looked like Glenda the good witch. I thought that she would float up into the sky at any moment. Or you could say that her gown was strictly something from “Gone with the Wind” and if a good wind came along, I’m sure that it would have given her the lift that she needed…Most of the Gowns were ghastly. Whatever was that presenter wearing with a big Napkin attached to the front of her Gown? I hope that she didn’t have to pay for it. Maybe she went to the Ladies room – and forgot to remove the napkin…Jack Black in his routine was not funny. Then there were the two guys in a film clip that showed them laughing at clips from the nominated films. Most of which were serious. Not funny… what a disaster that was. Also stupid was Ben Stiller’s lame imitation of another star. It bombed – was he on drugs? But the show did have it’s moments…Hugh Jackman was great…the Baz Luhrman produced production number was fantastic…but seemed more like a tribute to Broadway than to Hollywood. And of course…it was way too long. But do Bring Hugh Jackman back…he gave the show some spark and spirit. By the way – most of the films and actors that won were not from the USA…and Jackman is Australian. Does that say something about Hollywood? Three Dots is just curious. Some countries just don’t get it…take Asia for instance…they chopped off Sean Penn’s ending remarks about “Gays and Civil rights”. The censors are ever vigilant over there. Should we censor the cheap clothes?
SPIDER MAN THE MUSICAL
A NEW WEB IS GOING TO MAKE ITS DEBUT ON BROADWAY. ‘Spider-Man the Musical is officially called “Spider-Man, Turn Off the Dark.” The music and lyrics are by Bono and the Edge. Julie Taymor (of Lion King Fame) will direct. It opened on Feb. 18. The question is this…is there enough room for Spidey to climb buildings and spin his famous web? I hope it works – Mr. Three Dots loves new epic musicals.
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